Monday 17 September 2007

Piece # 002

DATE - 12.sep.2007
PREVIOUS ALIMENTARY INTAKE - 1.5 footlong Sub
BEVERAGE CONSUMPTION - two pints of heavy
DURATION - 45'' (15'' the 1st and 30'' the 2nd)
COLOUR - light beige, yellowy
CONSISTENCY - tender
FRAGRANCE - pepper and sulfur
MILEAGE OF TP FOR COMPLETE HYGIENE - ca. 11 ft
REMARKS BY THE AUTHOR - preceeded by a very pleasant spree of flatulence.

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