Piece # 002

DATE - 12.sep.2007
PREVIOUS ALIMENTARY INTAKE - 1.5 footlong Sub

BEVERAGE CONSUMPTION - two pints of heavy

DURATION - 45'' (15'' the 1st and 30'' the 2nd)

COLOUR - light beige, yellowy

CONSISTENCY - tender

FRAGRANCE - pepper and sulfur

MILEAGE OF TP FOR COMPLETE HYGIENE - ca. 11 ft

REMARKS BY THE AUTHOR - preceeded by a very pleasant spree of flatulence.

Piece # 001

DATE - 05.sep.2007
PREVIOUS ALIMENTARY INTAKE - chinese food (kung-pow)
BEVERAGE CONSUMPTION - one pint of coke

DURATION - 15''

COLOUR - light brown - dark beige

CONSISTENCY - medium hard

FRAGRANCE - faint and indistinctable

MILEAGE OF TP FOR COMPLETE HYGIENE - ca. 7 ft

REMARKS BY THE AUTHOR - very relieving. Work done after a terribly anguishing tube ride.