Piece # 004

DATE - 30.apr.2008
PREVIOUS ALIMENTARY INTAKE - Lamb chops with lemon risotto

BEVERAGE CONSUMPTION - seven pints of pilsen
DURATION - 120''
COLOUR - vivid brown, with oily flashes
CONSISTENCY - soft and slippery
FRAGRANCE - methane all the way
MILEAGE OF TP FOR COMPLETE HYGIENE - less than 8 ft.
REMARKS BY THE AUTHOR - a very sneaky one, came disguised as a fart. Almost tarnished my new cotton Y-fronts.