Piece # 003

DATE - 03.oct.2007
PREVIOUS ALIMENTARY INTAKE - German food (large amount)
BEVERAGE CONSUMPTION - six jugs of lager
DURATION - 90''
COLOUR - sheer brown, with red stripes
CONSISTENCY - steel-hard
FRAGRANCE - toxic and airborne
MILEAGE OF TP FOR COMPLETE HYGIENE - ca. 4 ft
REMARKS BY THE AUTHOR - this wasn't a mere crap job; was a labour instead.