tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-86587125553059297082012-01-10T12:36:46.465ZAN ODE TO FECES, THIS NOBLE CREATURE WHO REFUSES TO STAY WITHIN OUR VILE SHELLSBLACKTMANhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02510677373096963082noreply@blogger.comBlogger41100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8658712555305929708.post-31385677446223822732008-04-30T19:00:00.003+01:002008-04-30T23:38:00.498+01:00<div style="text-align: justify;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_MDieOVCjlPw/SBjvHeSWT_I/AAAAAAAAABg/fSpJCG8S2qs/s1600-h/poop004.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_MDieOVCjlPw/SBjvHeSWT_I/AAAAAAAAABg/fSpJCG8S2qs/s320/poop004.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5195165081840013298" border="0" /></a><span style="font-family:arial;">DATE - 30.apr.2008</span><br /><span style="font-family:arial;">PREVIOUS ALIMENTARY INTAKE - Lamb chops with lemon <span style="font-style: italic;">risotto</span></span><br /></div><span style="font-family:arial;">BEVERAGE CONSUMPTION - seven pints of pilsen</span><br /><span style="font-family:arial;">DURATION - 120''</span><br /><span style="font-family:arial;">COLOUR - vivid brown, with oily flashes</span><br /><span style="font-family:arial;">CONSISTENCY - soft and slippery</span><br /><span style="font-family:arial;">FRAGRANCE - methane all the way</span><br /><span style="font-family:arial;">MILEAGE OF TP FOR COMPLETE HYGIENE - less than 8 ft.</span><br /><span style="font-family:arial;">REMARKS BY THE AUTHOR - a very sneaky one, came disguised as a fart. Almost tarnished my new cotton Y-fronts.</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8658712555305929708-3138567744622382273?l=fecalorum.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>BLACKTMANhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02510677373096963082noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8658712555305929708.post-59299079833969080442007-10-05T10:00:00.000+01:002007-10-05T13:58:28.849+01:00<div align="justify"><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_MDieOVCjlPw/RwYzaxQWTBI/AAAAAAAAABY/p0brqNC7uno/s1600-h/poop03a.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5117834561544670226" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_MDieOVCjlPw/RwYzaxQWTBI/AAAAAAAAABY/p0brqNC7uno/s320/poop03a.jpg" border="0" /></a><span style="font-family:arial;">DATE - 03.oct.2007<br />PREVIOUS ALIMENTARY INTAKE - German food (large amount)<br />BEVERAGE CONSUMPTION - six jugs of lager<br />DURATION - 90''</span><br /><span style="font-family:arial;">COLOUR - sheer brown, with red stripes<br />CONSISTENCY - steel-hard<br />FRAGRANCE - toxic and airborne<br />MILEAGE OF TP FOR COMPLETE HYGIENE - ca. 4 ft<br />REMARKS BY THE AUTHOR - this wasn't a mere crap job; was a labour instead.</span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8658712555305929708-5929907983396908044?l=fecalorum.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>BLACKTMANhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02510677373096963082noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8658712555305929708.post-70878094012367941502007-09-17T20:00:00.000+01:002007-10-04T13:51:41.821+01:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" style="FONT-FAMILY: arial" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_MDieOVCjlPw/Ru7crmaH91I/AAAAAAAAABQ/qEpwdSVooKI/s1600-h/poop02.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5111265268714698578" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: pointer; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_MDieOVCjlPw/Ru7crmaH91I/AAAAAAAAABQ/qEpwdSVooKI/s320/poop02.jpg" border="0" /></a><span style="font-family:arial;"></span><span style="font-family:arial;"></span> <div align="left"><span style="font-family:arial;">DATE - 12.sep.2007<br /></span><span style="font-family:arial;">PREVIOUS ALIMENTARY INTAKE - 1.5 footlong Sub</span></div><div align="left"><span style="font-family:arial;">B</span><span style="font-family:arial;">EVERAGE CONSUMPTION - two pints of heavy</span></div><div align="left"><span style="font-family:arial;">DURATION - 45'' (15'' the 1st and 30'' the 2nd)</span></div><div align="left"><span style="font-family:arial;">COLOUR - light beige, yellowy</span></div><div align="left"><span style="font-family:arial;">CONSISTENCY - tender</span></div><div align="left"><span style="font-family:arial;">FRAGRANCE - pepper and sulfur</span></div><div align="left"><span style="font-family:arial;">MILEAGE OF TP FOR COMPLETE HYGIENE - ca. 11 ft</span></div><div align="left"><span style="font-family:arial;">REMARKS BY THE AUTHOR - preceeded by a very pleasant spree of flatulence.</span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8658712555305929708-7087809401236794150?l=fecalorum.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>BLACKTMANhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02510677373096963082noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8658712555305929708.post-21664969390705478292007-09-06T18:00:00.000+01:002007-09-07T07:44:02.581+01:00<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_MDieOVCjlPw/RuDycsXs6YI/AAAAAAAAABI/mx1IvGGry9I/s1600-h/poop.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_MDieOVCjlPw/RuDycsXs6YI/AAAAAAAAABI/mx1IvGGry9I/s320/poop.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5107348552198973826" border="0" /></a><span style="font-family:arial;"></span><span style="font-family:arial;"></span><div align="left"><span style="font-family:arial;">DATE - 05.sep.2007<br /></span><span style="font-family:arial;">PREVIOUS ALIMENTARY INTAKE - chinese food (kung-pow)<br />B</span><span style="font-family:arial;">EVERAGE CONSUMPTION - one pint of coke</span></div><div align="left"><span style="font-family:arial;">DURATION - 15''</span></div><div align="left"><span style="font-family:arial;">COLOUR - light brown - dark beige</span></div><div align="left"><span style="font-family:arial;">CONSISTENCY - medium hard</span></div><div align="left"><span style="font-family:arial;">FRAGRANCE - faint and indistinctable</span></div><div align="left"><span style="font-family:arial;">MILEAGE OF TP FOR COMPLETE HYGIENE - ca. 7 ft</span></div><div align="left"><span style="font-family:arial;">REMARKS BY THE AUTHOR - very relieving. Work done after a terribly anguishing tube ride.</span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8658712555305929708-2166496939070547829?l=fecalorum.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>BLACKTMANhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02510677373096963082noreply@blogger.com0